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Page Me Wolverine
In this action-packed, [CYCLOPS_VISOR_NOISE_97.WAV]-buzzing two-episode premiere, Marvel Animation Studios reminds you whose the fucking boss of superhero cartoons in the greatest comic franchise to be animated. Again. For…
An Uncanny Revival
Fill your largest bowl up with the most American sugar-laden cereal you have and drench it with whole milk. The X-MEN are back, bub, and you don't want…
Broadway Degenerate
When 4chan told every furry to "yiff in hell", they probably were not prepared for someone to emerge over a decade later and cash out on that threat.…
Even Older Canadian Idiot
Nineteen years seems like a pretty long time to finally get a proper animated series based on the Scott Pilgrim graphic novel series, but now is as good…
Weight Distribution
High-speed sports car, high-speed open-wheel cars, angel butts, booth babes, scared cameramen, flying drones, and family restaurants. This is podracing.
Forge and Reforge
Why do we keep letting Netflix get away with just dropping the fucking Animated Show of the Year with zero marketing and barely six tweets?
Marinating On a Season
Blogger's Log, Stardate Whatever-Fucking-Thursday this is; The final Lower Decks episode of the season has aired. I'm cancelling Paramount+ now. Good day.
The Cartoons That Made Us
Take a fantastical trip back through animation history with this old asshole as he makes fun of internet trolls for being fucking stupid as usual.
Unfinished Business
Rick and Morty 100 years! Or at least maybe ten minutes.
Hot Tomato Soup
Just when you thought stuffing a girl into a dog was terrible parenting, hold your UDP packets, Prospera Mercury has joined the battle.
Move Quadralateral Gain Pineapple
What if you made a Gundam series about school days, capitalism, AND war is bad? BUT WAIT-- THERE'S MORE--
Initials D Through MF and O
Two car animes in one season, and one of them is the legendary sequel to Initial D? Boy, I'm at FULL mast.
Cagalli is Crying and Other Bedtime Stories
Somehow, Gundam SEED has returned, and like old sith lords, it will likely be underwhelming and completely undermined by a Mary Sue.
The Resurrection: Part Three
The blog is back. But what does an almost-forty-year-old man do with a goddamn weeb blog?
Infinite Fucking Baby
Someone pointed out the other day that the first season of Rick and Morty premiered seven years ago. Sure enough, the show began in December of 2013 and…
Evangelion 3.0+1.0: The Final Insult
Four movies, and fourteen years later, we’re finally at the end of Mister Anno’s Wild Ride. When I first reviewed Evangelion 1.11 back in 2010, we hadn’t yet…
Who Reboots the Reboot?
Most people my age fondly remember “Saturday Morning Cartoons” as being the somewhat golden era of animation, even though by most internet historians and fifty-something single nerds still…
Apex Down
As all cool kids clubs end in cults and tragedy, so does the BK Kids Club in Book Three of the Train.