I’m not even going to provide a witty introduction this time. My old review’s introduction is all the set-up one needs. I shit you not, this is how I started my review for this film when I watched it roughly eight years ago: “Lindsay Lohan plays the perfect character in this movie: a whore.” At […]
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Day Five: Anomalisa (MotM 2020)
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Day Thirteen: Kamikaze Girls (MotM 2020)
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Day Twenty-Five: Promare (MotM 2020)
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Day Twenty-Seven: Thoroughbreds (MotM 2020)
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Day Twenty-Three: Charade (MotM 2020)
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Day Twenty-Six: Ratatouille (MotM 2020)
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Day Ten: Fired Up! (MotM 2020)
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Day Nineteen: The Wave (MotM 2020)
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Day One: Punch-Drunk Love (MotM 2020)
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Day Eleven: Hood of Horror (MotM 2020)
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Day Twenty-Four: The Sandlot (MotM 2020)
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Day Four: Dinner for Schmucks (MotM 2020)
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Day Seventeen: The Nice Guys (MotM 2020)
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Day Twenty-Nine: Total Recall (MotM 2020)
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Day Three: The Mosquito Coast (MotM 2020)
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